That damn Randy! Always breaking shit, and he wants me to fix it. I'm getting tired of this. Eggman, get me a beer!! (Dennis Ehlers)

I told Eggman, Carter, and Hoops to get this hole filled in last week. I guess I'll have to do it myself. Randy, get me a shovel. (Dennis Ehlers)

After they see my plumbing skills far exceed my bowling skills, maybe they'll let me drive that big dump truck i saw parked outside. (Earl George)

When they see how good of a job I'm doing on this pipe, they'll have to let me out of the back end. (Jeff Griggs)

When we built this Bowling Palace, why in the hell did we not put lights in this &@#$ing room. because this dam light is blinding my ass and one more thing this &@#$ing pipe would not have cracked in the first place if we would of had heat in this room. (Rick Shadday)

Pat Yocom actually gets the winning quote, but you gotta ask me what it was.  'Twas hilarious, but unprintable.  Ask me, it's awesome. (Egg)